The farmer in the dell, the farmer in the dell,
Hi-ho the derry-o, the farmer in the dell.
Oh, the farmer texts his wife, the farmer texts his wife,
Hi-ho the derry-o, the farmer texts his wife.
And his wife texts their child, his wife texts their child,
Hi-ho the derry-o, his wife texts their child.
And their child texts the nurse, their child texts the nurse,
Hi-ho the derry-o, their child texts the nurse.
And the nurse texts the dog, the nurse texts the dog,
Hi-ho the derry-o, the nurse texts the dog.
And the dog texts the cat, the dog texts the cat,
Hi-ho the derry-o, the dog texts the cat.
And the cat texts the rat, the cat texts the rat,
Hi-ho the derry-o, the cat texts the rat.
And the rat texts the cheese, the rat texts the cheese,
Hi-ho the derry-o, the rat texts the cheese.
But the cheese has no phone, the cheese has no phone,
Hi-ho the derry-o, the cheese has no phone.