"dormitory" ====rearrange letters==> " dirty room"

 


"mother in law " ====rearrange letters===> "woman Hitler"

 


"MBA" stands for "Married But Available"

 


" CTB" stands for "Coffee Table Book" (instead of Chen Tian Bing).

 


" Please, all the men in the country, so that I won't be rude on you, do not attempt to kiss me. " --Gloria Arroyo, President of the Philippines.

 


Anti-Copyright

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What's the contour integral around Western Europe? Answer: Zero , because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe! Addendum: Actually, there ARE some Poles in Western Europe, but they are removable!

 


An English mathematician (I forgot who) was asked by his very religious colleague:Do you believe in one God? Answer: Yes, up to isomorphism!

 


What is a compact city? It's a city that can be guarded by finitely many near-sighted policemen!